Thursday, October 15, 2009

Confessions of All-New All-Time Lows

1. I have been eating in bed lately...a lot. For one, my apt. is FREEZING and my heat doesn't really work because I have no insulation. Also, I like blankets. Annnnddd, my DVD player remote broke so I can't use it to skip chapters to find episodes of The Office to play so I have to use my computer, so I do so in bed. ( I like watching "tv" when I eat)

2. I have watched 2 entire seasons and I am on my third of The Office. In bed, of course. I started watching the show so late because Corey loves it and now I have to catch up because I never really got the whole Pam/Roy thing. So, while he was at school, I went to his grandmoms and broke into his room and stole all of his seasons. I have now developed even more of a crush on Jim Halpert. Another confession- season 2 episode: "casino night" when Jim tells Pam he loves her, I played that part back 4 times. Yes, 4.

3. Tonight I was eating my pork chop with homemade apple stuffing (in bed) and I fininshed and looked down and a cube of stuffing landed on my chest...yes, I picked it up and ate it.

4. Facebook Xynga or Xangy or Xyunku games or whatever they are called. I now do Farmville, YoVille, and the Cafe World one because it is a kitchen game. I will go so far as to confess (while I am on a roll) that one time I didn't want my strawberries to go bad and I knew they would be ready for harvest at 1:30 AM (on Farmville, for those of you who don't know-the crops are harvested within a certain time and then they spoil and you can't collect your coins hence losing money) so on a work night I SET MY ALARM for 1:30 AM, harvested my crops, and fell back asleep at 2:20. Ugh. That almost hurts to confess. Don't worry- I refuse to start playing MAFIA WARS. Ugh-those notifications are so annoying.

5. My life has evolved into one big sticky-note. I have EVERYTHING written on them. And this morning I rolled out of bed and 3 different sticky notes were in my bed-one was stuck to my stomach. Ugh again.

Confessions are over.

Oh. 3 more things----
The gym gets creepier the later it gets. Last night I went at about 9 and it closes at 10. I was left working out with only 2 other men- one with the smallest shorts of all time and the other with the biggest mustache of all time. Shorty pants was in his 50s I would say. Mustache man in his 40s and a grunter when lifting. Followed me everywhere. Lets just say I ran through the parking lot to my car when I was done. I am going around 7 tonight.

I haven't seen my boyfriend in 26 days. I miss him. I get to see him tomorrow night because we are both going "home." He needs to steal more food from his grandmom and I am just going to see him-and my parents. I'm really excited. We're going to watch The Wedding episode from last week since we both missed it.

I hate cold weather. I really am considering living down South one day.

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